That is one big ash!

Did you hear the story about the guy who recently passed away and his dying wish was to have his family use his cremated remains as fish bait. I know gross but they did it. They mixed it with all kinds of junk (maize, hemp, soy and then rolled it into balls). Could you imagine the conversation the fish had at dinner:

"Hey Martha?"

"Yes Pike?"

"Does this taste man-y to you?"