Jo Dee Messina

KRMD's Hillary and Derek talk to Jo Dee Messina before the KRMD Free Country concert Sunday

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Drunk Yoga

Today is blog sharing day. So I share with you one of my favorite blogs, always good for a chuckle, Drunk yoga. A blog dedicated to those lushes who pass out in Yoga like positions. Have you ever found yourself after a night of tequila in a downward facing dog position? I've felt like dog....even tried the "hair of the dog", but I can't say I have.

http://funtuna.blogspot.com/2009/07/drunk-people-yoga-positions.html

AWE Factor....

Doesn't this just make you say, "Awwwwwweeeeee?"

This is Boo Boo the world's smallest dog, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. Boo Boo is a long-haired Chihuahua, only 4 inches tall. All together now, "AWWWWWWEEEEE"

However, as if that cannot get any cuter, Boo Boo looks like he has some competition. Introducing Scooter:

I know, AWE, Scooter, a Maltese, is just over 3 inches tall and less than 8 inches from nose to tail AND he weighs less than one pound.

So sweet I am getting a toothache.

Git R Done!

Larry the Cable guy chats it up with us on the show today. Find out what he has been up to.

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Could you pass the citizen test?

The INS looks for an 80%...I got a 70%...hehe...oops. Well, I have an excuse I am trying to work and do this at the same time...so there. Give it your best shot!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461301/?GT1=43001

Cheesy President...

Many people celebrate our day of Independence popping fireworks, BBQ-ing, going to the lake, but not this guy....

An artist, named Troy Landwehr unveiled his latest piece of work: a 6-foot, 8-inch sculpture of Abe Lincoln.

Was it carved out of stone?

No.

Wood?

No.

It was created out of a 1,000-pound block of CHEDDAR CHEESE.

Why?

I don't know. Maybe it was a tribute to the President, who (ironically) owned the first log cabin, to make him into a huge cheese log. I don't have these answers....just the story...oh and the picture.

Have a lot of time on your hands?

OK, so maybe I do live underneath a rock. Seems everyone but me knew about these websites, but just in case you too have taken up residency underneath a boulder, I will pass this little jewel on to you. http://www.dailyhaha.com/_soundboards/fam_guy_peter_griffin_board.htm
Yes, maybe a little immature but a lot of fun....prank calling people via Peter Griffin from the "Family Guy". There are all types of sound bytes for every situation guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours. Derek and I can't wait to call Walmart using this baby! (Stay tuned for that audio)
Enjoy and your welcome!

Friday Funnies...

Life in Louisiana.

Celebrities and there new teefs....

Seems like tons of celebs have capped off their gums. Check out these before and afters...courtesy of tmz.com

If you missed it....

Here was the highlight of the CMT Awards show last night. Taylor Swift AKA T Sweezy's rap debut: LOVES IT!

Are you a good husband...

This is a quiz from 1933 which was meant to help men determine if they're a GOOD or BAD husband. Which side of the line do you stand on? (Double click on quiz to enlarge)

Jimmy Fallon Saved by the Bell

THE Zack Morris appeared on Jimmy Fallon Monday night in one of, if not Jimmy's only, captivating interviews. LOVES IT!!!

P.S. Well done Jimmy you almost made it through a segment without laughing at yourself....almost.

He does that just a little too well for my liking....

So he may have broken my Taylor Swifts heart, but he sure does a hell of a Beyonce. Thanks to my sister, Heather, for sending this my way.
Many tweens are swooning, fainting and crying all because of the latest Jonas brothers countdown video:


I have to admit...it is pretty funny. However, he does that really well...scary.

Free Credit Report

As Nashville Kat reported today:
Blake Shelton once asked King George Strait what is the best way to warm up a crowd. George's response? Play something everyone knows.
So now, Blake opens up his shows with the Free Credit Report.com commercial. Ha-larious...check it out:

Awkward Family Photos...

Ok so my friend Eric showed me this blog (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/) that consists mainly of awkward family photos (hence the title)....absolutely hilarious. I took the time however to peruse through them and pick out my favorites...enjoy:
Ok so this is just absolutely sweet for many reasons. Where to start? The jeans, the hair, the saber....L-O-V-E it!
Surely she isn't going to eat that all by herself. I think the dog is scared.....I would be too.

This husband is clearly whipped....cute though. But why?

OMG!!!!! HAHAHA...I take it he is having a girl?

Ok so this is just creepy on so many levels...but what is with the shorts dad??? Drew wants to frame this one in our home...over the fireplace. I am considering it.

This one on the blog was simply titled, "The Dribbler"- fabulous

Hairy situations...

Saturday, the World Beard and Mustache Championships took place in Anchorage, Alaska. (Yes, there is such a thing.)

Here is a preview of the hairy hi-jinks that took place.


Ok SHE was not really in it...but it made me laugh...anywho...here they are:
They guy on the right looks as though his beard is afraid his mouth might eat it....

Here are the winners. If you care the guy on the right brought home first. He is an Anchorage native named David Traver. His beard is designed to resemble and Alaskan snowshoe. His mom must be so proud.

Is that part of a dryer???

It's like an ice cream cone of facial hair...de-lish...

He makes a good point =)

And you thought I had a big mouth...

I bet you he has no problem at the dentist....

Funny meeting you here???

Even though all signs pointed to yes when it came to the alleged affair between Leanne Rimes and Eddie Cibrian, co-stars of "Northern Lights", Leanne, "refuse[s] to discuss tabloid rumors."


With that said, you would think she would try real hard to refrain from being seen in public with Eddie. But we thought wrong:




There they are on Sunday, "accidentally" bumping into each other at a Staples Center bar during halftime at The LA Lakers game.


Is this believable? 19,000 people in the Staples center and these two just happen to bump into each other? I guess it is possible....hmmmm.


But then maybe it wasn't accidental and maybe they are together now. Leanne and her husband (?) Dean's 13,380 square foot Nashville home is for sale for $7 million plus. They just moved into it last fall...what gives? And according to a source, Dean has been living there all by himself.
Here are some pictures of their home...pretty nice digs. (Click on picture to magnify)

TV Commercials...

So I get off early from work and have the luxury of watching some day-time tube. I thought I would share with you one of my favorite commercials on TV right now. I'm not sure why I love it so much...it is just fabulous and deserving of some kind of award.

And then thanks to my friend Clay for showing me this bizarre commercial. It seems so inappropriate...it can't be real...but it is...does this help sell their product?

Swine flu got you down?

Take two and call me in the morning

Swine flu isn't new....

Swine flu isn't anything new. Check out this PSA the government aired in the 70s urging people to get their swine flu shots.

Monday Morning Mailbag...

This mornings e-mail poses this question: Do you have something that you sleep with every night? An old baby-blanket, night-light, or in my case a pound puppy named Brutus?

Well, Emily of Shreveport has a 23-year-old boyfriend that can't go to sleep unless he has his baby blanket with him. Emily doesn't like this and wants to know if she should break up with him. What would you do?

Someone called in and said that is not so bad, she knows a woman in her sixties that still sleeps with a pacifier in her mouth! Now that is strange to me, but she might think Brutus isn't too cool.

What do you think?

Cover Girl

Faith Hill is gracing the May issue of Redbook with her presence...well...sort of.
Actually, she's THREE different cover girls.
Each will feature Faith made up to look like some of history's iconic blondes: Bridgette Bardot, Grace Kelly, and Twiggy.

I invented Post-Its....

Andrea Wachner had her 10-year reunion coming up and she wanted to make a splash. So did she lose weight? NO! Reconstructive surgery? NO! Tell everyone she invented post-its? NO!

She hired a pole dancer to impersonate her.

Yep, Andrea asked Cricket, an exotic dancer, to stand in for her at the 10-year shin-dig, and tell people that she had reconstructive surgery and suffered from amnesia. Now this story wasn't completely unbelievable because some of her former classmates heard that after high school Andrea was in a horrific car accident.

Cricket aka "Andrea" said she was working as a dancer to help pay for her graduate school tuition.

Well at least she found a good use for her graduation tassel!

GA-ROSS!

Ok, you know when somethings are so nasty you just can't help, but look? Well this is one of those situations....look!

Ok now that the gagging has stopped...you pose the question what is that? Well let me explain:

Recently, 28-year-old Artyom Sidorkin of Izhevsk, Russia (--in the western part of the country), started having chest pains. Then last week . . . after he began coughing up blood . . . Artyom decided he'd better go to the hospital.
When Artyom's doctors took an X-ray, they found what appeared to be a tumor inside his lungs. But when they cut Artyom open to biopsy the tissue . . . they found something completely unexpected. What was it?
Somehow, a TWO-INCH FIR TREE had sprouted inside Artyom's lungs!
According to Artyom's doctor, quote, "I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things."
I know what you're thinking: How exactly does a fir tree grow inside someone's lungs?
Well, Artyom's doctors aren't really sure. But the working theory is that Artyom must have inhaled a small bud . . . which took hold inside his lungs and started to grow. (Fox News / MosNews)

*courtesy of The Complete Sheet

Memories....

When you think of Easter, what are some of your childhood memories? Mine? My sisters and I in matching bubble outfits equipped with bow, curled box-bangs with lots of hairspray and a burn mark on my forehead form the curling iron because I was squirming and crying when my mother was curling them. You?

Has it touched you?

It has touched me.
At 16, I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer. My maternal grandmother died at age 59 to lung cancer. My paternal grandmother had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer. My paternal grandfather suffered from melanoma.
CANCER: It has definitely touched my life in more ways than one, and that is why Relay for Life is so important to me.
Would my dad have been there to walk me down the aisle? My father and grandparents, there to see their little daughter and granddaughter finally say, "I do"? Would they see me graduate both high school and college, meet their grandchildren and great-grandchildren? Possibly, but that is in the past... and we cannot change that, but we can help change the future.
Join me in the fight against cancer as I participate in Shreveport's Relay for Life April 17th and 18th at Byrd high school. Just a small donation of $10.00 can save many lives and help us uncover new and exciting technology to rid the world of cancer.
Many of you have pledged $10.00 (and some more) and I thank you in advance. I will need to collect your donations by Friday, April 3rd. If you would like to participate, please feel free to donate a minimum of $10.00 cash or check (made out to the American Cancer Society). Donate today and help me reach my goal by visiting my personal page here:
http://main.acsevents.org/goto/Hillaryslifesavingpage

Thank you again for making a difference.

Sincerely,
Hillary
For more information to how your money is saving lives click here: http://www.relayforlife.org/relay/

O is going country!

As reported first by Nashville Kat, Oprah is doing a country-themed episode of her show and she has a good list of performers. So far, the lineup includes Kenny Chesney, Carrie Underwood Sugarland and Darius Rucker.
No word on when you can see it on the tube BUT Oprah is also offering a chance for, "huge country fans" to sit in the audience. If you are interested click here: https://www.oprah.com/plugform.jsp?plugId=1646853&

What does your pig say about you?

Are you closed off, distrustful, sensitive? Find out what your pig says about you with this pig personality test. It's fun, quick and easy. Come on it's Monday...it's not like you were really going to get any work done anyway...you are here aren't you?
Get to drawing here: http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/

Leann Rimes: "Affair" video

OK a picture can be misconstrued, but can this video? Pretty damaging stuff. I guess she could always say they were rehearsing for their movie, "Northern Lights". Then again, this could be a big publicity stunt, if so, that is really going low huh?

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Leader of the pack???

So in my desperate attempt to keep our furry son, Willie, from biting and ripping not only my clothes but my body to shreds I went to the number one source for all information...THE INTERNET!
Here is the video I was telling you about on the air. This lady says I need to establish myself as a pack leader and by doing that, in turn, act like a dog...growling, baring my teeth, barking. And yes, for those of you who were not listening I tried it. What?!? I'm desperate.

Leann Rimes speaks

Leann Rimes is spalshed on the front cover of US Weekly for her alledged affair with co-star of her new flick "Northen Lights". Listen to her comment on the rumors.

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Leann Rimes so blue?

Here is an alleged affair photo of Leann Rimes and her co-star of "Northern Lights" Eddie Cibrian. According to Us Weekly, Leann and Eddie snuck off for a "three-hour tryst" at a Malibu, California hotel where this fuzzy security photo was taken of them holding hands and kissing.

Leann has posted a message on her website:

"... I would like to assure all of you that this (website) is a place for you to hear things directly from me and, as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white. Have faith."

Now, I can understand how a photo can be misconstrued, but when you make a comment like that suggesting that there are gray areas, that doesn't look good. Why can't you say, "no we are just friends..no affair here." Is it a publicity thing? Or are you really cheating sistah'?

Leann's husband, Dean Sheremet seems to be fine. He was recently at home and twittering, "I love my wife!"

We'll see...stay tuned.