Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I invented Post-Its....


Andrea Wachner had her 10-year reunion coming up and she wanted to make a splash. So did she lose weight? NO! Reconstructive surgery? NO! Tell everyone she invented post-its? NO!

She hired a pole dancer to impersonate her.

Yep, Andrea asked Cricket, an exotic dancer, to stand in for her at the 10-year shin-dig, and tell people that she had reconstructive surgery and suffered from amnesia. Now this story wasn't completely unbelievable because some of her former classmates heard that after high school Andrea was in a horrific car accident.

Cricket aka "Andrea" said she was working as a dancer to help pay for her graduate school tuition.

Well at least she found a good use for her graduation tassel!

3 comments:

Kate said...

OMG I saw this on Good Morning America today and am considering this option for my own reunion! So Hilarious!

Hillary said...

I could never pull it off...amnesia or not I CANNOT dance...not even with a pole...sad stuff.

Lindsey said...

Grad Tassel? babahahahahaha!