First pop music, then acting, onto country and now beer??? Tomorrow? The world!
If you thought drinking made you feel really dumb and you acted like a big boob just wait until you sample this. Jessica Simpson is now selling beer. She has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas' Stampede Brewing Company. She will appear in ads in stores and even get a 15% cut of the profits. She says she's, "always looking for ways to diversify [her] portfolio with good ideas and good people." HA HA you so know someone wrote that statement for her, but you have to hand it to her she is making that money honey and keeping abreast of the situation! HI-YO!
What should be there slogan line?
Stampede Light Plus: the more you drink the smarter Jessica sounds.
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