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Doing this activity can lengthen your life by 5 years. What is it?

Golf (highlight for answer)

Funny Quote

"I don't want to say those Chinese gymnasts are young, but Angelina Jolie and Madonna keep trying to adopt them"
-Patrick Gorse

RIP

From one tall girl to another I was so upset to hear about the passing of the world's tallest woman. Towering over 7 foot, 7 inches, 53-year old Sandy Allen died yesterday. She had been hospitalized with a recurring blood infection, diabetes, breathing troubles and kidney failure, but doctors still haven't determined the real cause of death. The reason for her height? She had a tumor on her pituitary gland that caused to much growth hormone.

How's Shania Twain doing?

After the scandalous and much reported divorce battle between Shania Twain and her estranged husband Mutt (nuff said) how is she holding up?

Rather well! She was in a Toronto Restaurant recently and the owner told People mag "She looked fantastic...her mood was very bubbly."
Good for her! You can do better sistah'!

It's Back.....

"Hee Haw" is returning to the airwaves after nearly a decade of absence, airing on the Nashville-based RFD-TVs Sunday lineup starting September 7th.; The show will feature country music greats including Hank Williams Jr., Dolly Parton, Merle Haggard, and Loretta Lynn who performed "Your Squaw is on the Warpath" in the shows June 15, 1969 premiere.

I guess Derek's prayers have finally been answered.

Smells like a good time.

It seems like everyone is going green these days and every time you turn around there is a new, renewable power source- take a whiff of this.

When the California State fair opens tomorrow it will become the first ever to have a ride called the Barnyard Animals Train...that's powered entirely by bio-gas that's been collected from cow manure. YUMMY...would you ride the stank train?

La Chupacabra

OK so last night our friend Clay was telling us about this news story involving the la chupacabra. If you are not familiar with this animal (?) let me give you a little background info. thanks to our friends at Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Now there is this news story that in South Texas a deputy has caught what they believe is a la chupacabra on film. Thanks to our loyal listeners, we have concluded that it is not the exact version of the Spanish myth, but an inbred mix of dog, coyote and fox. That is great and all just stay away from my house. I don't need any more blood-sucking beings...that is what family is for.

For the full news story click here: http://ktla.trb.com/news/ktla-chupacabra,0,6867144.story

Wake up and win

37% of women get their hair cut for this. What is it?

Drivers License picture (highlight for answer)

So what's your excuse?

Rinkworks.com has complied a list of written school excuse notes parents have written for their kids at one time or another.

• "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
  


• "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
  


• "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
  


• "Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
  


• "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
  


• "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
  


• "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
  


• "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
  


• "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
  


• "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
  


• "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
  


• "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
  


• "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
  


• "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
  


• "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
  


• "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
  


• "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
  


• "Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
  


• "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
  


• "Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."

Kenny wants to be a receiver???

Kenny Chesney hooked up with his good buddy, New Orleans Saints coach, Sean Payton and practiced with the team for the second time. He strapped on pads and helmet and pretended to be a receiver and even caught a pass from quarter back Drew Brees. Kenny, obviously, was thrilled. "I quit growing too young to ever think about getting to have a shot playing in college...so this is about as much fun as I can have."

I'm sure that was fun for Kenny, and don't get me wrong I love the Saints, but don't they need to practice?