Patsy Cline Lip Synch

Thanks to my "Mil" for sending this my way....Funny!

Could you imagine waking up to this?

Her name is Elaine Davison of Scotland and she was recently named the Most Pierced Woman in the world. she has a grand total of 6,005 piercing including 1,500 which she claims are internal- whatever that means...yuck! She looks like she got tangled up in a chandelier. WHY WHY WHY?!?

Just in case you haven't seen it...

Ok so I know at least 4 million people have seen this, but if you haven't watch. This poor kid just got a tooth removed and is still feeling the effects of the anesthesia. Cute...funny...watch:

Introducing Willie....

Drew and I added a new addition to the family. This is our 6 week old puppy..isn't he adorable? I am so in love! More pics to come...I'm a proud dog mom. =)

Shake n' Wake

Heavy sleeper? Can't quit hitting the snooze? Take this guy's idea:

Zipperific

So is the economy putting a cramp on your checkbook and your wardrobe? have no fear ladies, coming to a store near you THE ZIPPER! A dress that comes equipped with 120 separate zippers that can be zipped, unzipped or partially zipped, providing you with more than 100 different outfits. However, this thing look like it should come with a warning label...could you imagine getting tangles up in that mess. And what if you have to go to the bathroom really bad?-"Which zipper, which zipper! AH!"

Carrie Undercover

So many celebrities are taking the, "my personal life is private path." I say to each his own, but seriously as a celebrity/public figure is that possible? Fans love celebs and love to know EVERYTHING about them...so why do they play these games?
Take our Carrie Underwood for instance. She is always very hush, hush about who she is dating, but her recent stunt is a little RA-diculous.
Carrie is "allegedly" seeing Ottawa Senators hockey player Mike Fisher. However, you would think she was embarrassed to be seen with him after the stunt she pulled on Monday night at Mike's game.
She was in the Sky Box when Canada's TSN network showed her on the jumbotron and this is what happened:


OK, that is going a little too far. I love you Carrie, but if you don't want to be seen with you sig other don't go to his games....duh! Do you think she should be ashamed of dating him? He doesn't look bad to me.

Hamster Hike

You can find anything on the Internet...and I mean anything. Now with technology today just regular old Joe's have the ability to post anything and everything and they do just that.

Much like this guy in the UK who has set up a website called Hamster Hike which tracks how far his hamster Horatio runs every day.

Last week, Horatio ran 27.69 miles, which is about 27 more mile than you. And as of yesterday, Horatio had run 157.5 miles in 37 days or more than 4 miles a day.

Where do hamsters think they are going? Isn't that frustrating for them?

http://hamsterhike.co.uk/blog/

Did you notice

If you caught "The Simpsons" last night you probably noticed that: 1. It was in HD for the first time ever and B they revamped the opening sequence for the first time EVER since its premiere in 1989. I know this may seem odd, but it kind of saddens me to see the old one go. It was always neat to see how far the characters had come...anywho...check it out.

PREVIEW: Taylor Swift on CSI

The episode airs March 5th- Taylor Swifts big acting debut on "CSI"...get your sneek peak here-

They have a web site for everything!

Check this out: http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Is it disturbing that it kind of makes me hungry...especially the turbaconucken- a chicken that is been stuffed inside a duck, then inside a turkey and then wrapped in bacon- yummy!

Wake up and win

72% of women surveyed said that this would be their ultimate fantasy.

Starring in a soap opera (highlight for answer)

Toby's face-to-face battle

Why in the world would you: A. Go to a Toby Keith Concert and flip him off and throw a beer at him? B. Why would you want to mess with someone the size of Toby's?

If you, like myself, cannot fathom the answers maybe this moron can.

A man (if you really can call him that) at Toby Keith's concert Saturday night in Pikeville, Kentucky had the smart idea to drink a couple to many, flip Toby the bird, and then THROW A BEER at him!

According to reports, Toby stopped the show, jumped off the stage and got all up in his face. Toby fired off a few choice words but the guy didn't want any piece of it so he backed down. Security showed up and dragged the loser out. There were no arrests (surprising!)

Here is some video of the aftermath. Toby is apologizing to the audience for stopping the show. however WARNING...video is not safe for work or kids due to language. You have been warned...enjoy!

http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/09/toby-keith-bashes-beer-tosser/

Are you anti-Valentine's day???

If you are bitter about Valentine's day this Saturday, you are not alone. "In Color" singer Jamey Johnson has your back.

Jamey is offering anti-Valentine's Day e-cards that you can send to...whomever. Each card features a written message and has Jamey's song, "Mowin Down the Roses" playing in the background.

Choose from three pre-written messages such as:



or write your own...either way...enjoy!



http://www.umgnashville.com/site/valentines/jamey/index.html#c

Wake up and win

61% of MEN, of all ages, say they would like this from a woman on Valentine's Day.

Flowers (highlight for answer)

KIDS BEWARE...

15-year-old Trenton of Virginia hasn't been taking school seriously, and it showed on his latest report card.

So to teach him a lesson about blowing off school, his parents made him stand on a street corner for several hours on a Saturday (ouch) wearing a sandwich board that displayed crappy grades and read this....





BRILLIANT! (Hillary taking notes for future reference) However, what is an E grade? Is that worse than a D, but not as bad as an F? I have been out of the school thing for a few so I'm confused.

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Only 19% of women think this part of their body is attractive.

Their feet (highlight for answer)

RAN-DUMB Mugshot

I was sent this from a friend and because of its extreme idiocy I had to pass it on. I'm all about freedom of speech, but why, WHY would you do this to yourself. (Of course, it has been blurred for obvious reasons, but you can fill in the blur???) I'm not sure why this man was arrested, but I am sure (judging by the tattoo) it wasn't for hugging someone to long. If and when he gets out how does he expect to find work with that thing? You can definitely cross Walmart greeter off his list. What jobs do you think he can get?

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54% of women say that doing this helps them perform better at the office.

Dress up (highlight for answer)

HA-Larious...yet so true

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80% of 10 year old girls do this in the U.S.

Go on a diet (highlight for answer)- How sad is that?!?

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People who do this job for a living take more sick days than anybody else.

Postal Worker(highlight for answer)

Wake up and win

According to a Glamour magazine reader survey: 73% of women say a man's ________ is a real turn on.

Sense of humor (highlight for answer)

One second of fame

So the Super Bowl commercials were not entertaining this year. The few that were funny just got a small chuckle out of me. The 3-D was NOT 3-D...I was so dissapointed. So why did they spend so much money on this crap if it is going to be a regular old commercial?
However, I have to give it to the Miller High Life people. They were pretty smart with their one second ad. Not only did they save a load of cash, but they really got more than they paid for by word of mouth. Everyone was talking about it...before the game, during the game, and even after. And they were funnier to me in one second that the rest of them were in 60.....PURE GENIUS!
Here are some outtakes of their one second ($100,000) ad.

Top Five Signs You Had Too Much Fun At Your Super Bowl Party

1. Keith Richards looks in better shape than you

2. Somehow you have grass stains in your hair

3. By the third Quarter, the gang actually went for the "Naked Twister" suggestion

4. Well, there's that Yak in the kitchen

5. The NFL announces that next year, the game's at your house.

Wake up and Win

The average one of these has 18 in attendance.

A Superbowl party (highlight for answer)