What is in the water today?

This is why sometimes I am just afraid to leave the house.
Coming out of WKRC-TV News 12 is this-

You, my friend, are looking at 32-year-old Michelle of Ohio. (Trick or Treat) She was arrested and charged with disutterly...ahem...excuse me...disorderly conduct.

According to police, Michelle got completely smashed, then proceeded to chase and scare a bunch of little kids, block traffic and urinate on someone's porch....all while wearing a cow costume. (I know! Talented.)

If convicted, she could get up to 30 days in prison and $250 in fines.

How do you explain that?
Mad cow disease?!?
No? Anyone?