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Almost 45% of Americans will do this before the end of October.

Carve a pumpkin (highlight for answer)

***Huh...I thought it was gain 10 pounds...please someone take away the fun size snickers...AHHH!

Bubble Wrap addiction...

Thanks to my friend Daisy we can now pop bubble wrap all day....she is amazing! Check it out:
http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf
Feels sooooo good...have to have it.....

Manty-hose

Men-would you wear pantyhose...better known as manty-hose?

Well, if you want to be up on fashion that would be a yes. News.com reports everyone is jumping into manty-hose, everyone from truck drivers (it improves their circulation) to cowboys (keeps them warm on the prairie). It even contains a "male comfort panel" that fits a man's shape as well as a fly opening.

Buy your manty-hose here: www.e-mancipate.net

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More of these are given as gifts than purchased for out own personal use.

Blenders (highlight for answer)

WARNING: Halloween Candy Recall!

HALLOWEEN CANDY RECALLED (and I even verified this on snopes: http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/coins.asp ) There is a new warning put out by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency.... Sherwood brand Pirate's Gold Milk Chocolate coins are being recalled due to the fact that they contain Melamine, the ingredient in milk product that has caused many infant deaths in china. These candies are sold at Costco, as well as many bulk and dollar stores. please make sure to check your childrens halloween candy and DO NOT LET THEM EAT THE PIRATE COINS (you know the ones wrapped in the shiny gold foil) and please let other parents know about this!

Can't wait

Taylor Swift and Def Leppard's CMT Crossroads performance doesn't air until November 7th (pooh!) BUT I have found a teaser and it is amazing. What can't this girl do...A-mazing!

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Will will you NOT find in the state of Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii and Maine?

Billboards (highlight for answer)

Too much time on their hands...

On Sunday in Dallas, Carnival Cruise Lines unveiled the largest beach ball in the world...at about 33 feet across. Watch this insanity?

LOVES IT!

What is the best way to relieve stress?

BUBBLE WRAP!!!

And now, you can purchase your very own 2009 bubble wrap calendar which has a bubble for you to pop for each day of the year. I know! Isn't it amazing!?!

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According to a recent study, drivers are twice as likely to stop for a pedestrian in a crosswalk if they're this.

Well dressed (highlight for answer)

The only thing that stands between her and true love is 3 Million

It is so hard to find a good man...so hard Amy Borkowsky is taking out a 30 second personal ad on the Superbowl in hopes to find true love.

Amy, a stand up comedian in NYC, wants to get married and you can help her at http://www.superbowlsinglegirl.com/.

The 5'6, 110lb brunette, best know for her comedy Cd's with actual clips of her mother begging her to find a husband, needs 3 million dollars for her personal ad. She is raising money on her website and so far she is up to $2,030 leaving her with just $2,997,970 to go.

If for some reason she doesn't make her goal she will donate all gifts to the United Way.

Either way it is a good cause. Give the girl a dollar....help her out.

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Americans eat 34 million of these a day.

Loaves of bread (highlight for answer)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My sister Heather was telling me about this because she knows, KNOWS how much I detest spiders...this is real!



To read about this click here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/10/22/easpider122.xml

I call this fabulous....

OK...so next time you are forced to go to the grocery store...print a couple of these bad boys out and make an unpleasant experience a good one...and again...your welcome.
(To get a better view click on picture.)

AHHHH!

Two months from today is Christmas Eve.....and your welcome....get to shoppin'!

Worried about your kids doing drugs?

If you think your kid is smoking the cheeba be proactive and hire a drug sniffing dog.
There is a company out of New Jersey called Sniff Dogs that rents out retired drug-sniffing police dogs. These dogs can sniff out anything from pot, to cocaine, ecstasy, methamphetamine, Xanax for $200 an hour.
According to their website,http://www.sniffdogs.com/, "Sniff Dogs is a discreet way for employers and parents to determine if their workplace or residence is drug-free [...and] both the visit and the outcome are totally confidential."

Maybe it could work for you...much like Patsy..hehe...

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53% of men carry around a photo of this or keep it on their desk at work.

Their car (highlight for answer)

Sarah Palin wants Tim Mcgraw...

We have all seen the uncanny impression that Tina Fey does on SNL of Sarah Palin, but who should play Sarah's husband Todd?

Sarah told People magazine, "Tim Mcgraw. That's what they say back home anyway."

What do you think?

Oh and when People made the remark that Tina Fey plays Sarah, "sort of bubble-headed", she replied, "That's funny. I play her bubble-headed when I imitate her."- ME-OW!!! Cat fight

Would you like a snake massage?

Up for a snake slithering massage...yes...with snakes...what else?

A spa in Israel is offering a snake massage for $65 bucks. You lay down the pour them on you and they claim it is a relaxing activity...mmm... I see it as a really great way to tone your butt. I know mine would be clenched the whole time....ugh!

Carrie Underwood is fake

In NYC at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum they just added a Carrie Underwood figure. I think Madame Tussauds is also the place where you can pose and touch the figurines...I can only imagine...poor Carrie.




The real Carrie is on the right...I think.

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According to askmen.com 40% of guys in a relationship have made what mistake?

Saying "I love you" too soon (highlight for answer)

Do you need a good cry?

I have to thank a listener for e-mailing me this. Before watching it...grab some tissues....so sweet!

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During poor economic times, sales of these increase. What are they?

Cookbooks (highlight for answer)

Mudbugs Math Cheat Sheet

http://www.mudbugshockey.com/team/roster/ Here is the link to help you win Mudbugs tickets this morning at 7:20! We say players names...figure out their jersey number and add or subtract to find out which team member we are talking about and win!

Tay-Tay makes a video

She is hilarious...loves her! Watch!
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.

Halloween on the cheap

So we all know the economy is in the crapper....bail out plan...blah blah, but does that mean the fun of Halloween costumes should cease and desist? NO!

Check out this website: http://www.ep.tc/intro-archive49.html . Here you can pick up a cheap. politically-themed costume that will take you all of two minutes to throw together.

Download paper masks of McCain, Palin, Obama, Biden and others....and your welcome.

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You might not have used one of these since you were a kid but 50 millions are sold in the U.S. every year. What are they?


Kites (highlight for answer)

John Rich gets violent

John Rich has a couple of rough nights last week in Hollywood: he was sucker punched and then he broke a beer.bottle over someones face.

Here's how it went down:

Last Wednesday night, John was at the Saddle Ranch bar with a lady friend. At some point, the woman went to the restroom and that is when a man sucker-punched John in the ear. John made a citizen's arrest and the police arrested the man sometime later.

THEN....the next night John got a little sauced at the Rainbow Bar and Grill with several people including some heavy metal musician by the name of Jerry Montano.

According to TMZ.com John suddenly went nuts and started cussing and saying how much he hated L.A. and couldn't understand while everyone lived there.

And that is when things got really out of hand.

A very inebriated John "accidentally" flung a beer bottle into Jerry's nose and broke it.

Blood everywhere Jerry said it was no big deal just the guys having to much to drink and didn't press charges.

HMM...no charges?

Sounds like maybe he wants a record deal?

Check out these pics..GROSS!

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If you're an average person you will consume 1,205 of these every year. What isit?

Cups of coffee (highlight for answer)

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In your house, the average age of this is 2.5 years old.

A bottle of salad dressing (highlight for answer)

WOW...just wow

Here's more proof that we are surrounded by absolute crazy people.

84-year-old Ramona Allmond passed away, but instead of planning a funeral and doing all of the other necessary preparations to mourn her loss her DAUGHTER cremated her.

No biggie right?

Wrong!

She cremated her on her very own BBQ PIT!

Yeah I know! Gross!

But it gets worse, her daughter...her own flesh and blood...used part of her late mother's skull and made a necklace out of it.

Then, they continued to collect Ramona's retirement and Social Security checks.

Other family members became suspicious and eventually they sickos were arrested on suspicion of embezzlement, elder abuse and conspiracy...hopefully they get LIFE in prison.

I am never going to another cook out again...UGH!

Expanding the family...

Huck is going to be a brother!

Congratulations to Brad and Kimberly Williams Paisley who are expecting their second bambino.

The happy couple confirmed the joyous news to People magazine,

We're having so much fun with our little boy Huck, and we are thrilled that
he will have a sibling.

Kimberly is due this April.

Finally!

Guess what?

Taylor Swift is headlining her own tour!

"Billboard" announced that Tay-Tay is lining up the dates for her very first tour. All we know as of now is that it will kick off sometime early next year!!!!

I hope she comes here...go on with your bad self sistah'!

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American produced 1.1 billion pounds of this in 2007. Illinois led the country with 542 million pounds. What is it?

Pumpkins (highlight for answer)

Save the puppy!

A 28-year-old Army Sergeant from Minnesota rescued a puppy from a pile of burning trash in Iraq. She became attached to the dog, naming him Ratchet, and wants to take him home.

However, the won't let her!

She is scheduled to return home to the U.S. next month and hopes to take Ratchet with her but it's against Defense Department policy for soldiers to bring home pets that they adopted in the U.S. Central Command.

But we can help....sort of.

There is a petition on the Internet that we can sign asking the government to allow her to bring Ratchet home. So far it has received 38,000 signatures. It's the least we can do for her....I'm mean come on she was fighting for out freedom.

Sign it here: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/clemency-for-ratchet

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Elvis Presley, comedian Lenny Bruce, and popcorn king Orville Redenbache have what in common?

They all died in the bathroom (highlight for answer)

Going green in the brazierre!

Everyone is going green...even your lingerie!
A Japanese lingerie maker has introduced the "Photovoltaic-Powered Bra". Of course keeping with the eco-friendly approach the bra comes in green.

It's a solar powered camisole that comes equipped with pads that hold beverages (???), it can generate enough electricity to charge a cell phone or i-Pod, AND contains a solar panel which can display messages on the removable small electric board. Huh? A bra with a message board. What would your message say?
Mine?
"These are not my eyes...look up!"

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The majority of men say that if a woman does this on the first date there will NOT be a second.

Order the most expensive thing (highlight for answer)

Idiot of the day...

33-year-old Binh Quang Chau of San Diego was cited THREE times by California Department of Fish and Game officials . . . for poaching lobsters out of the ocean.
Three times...so he learned his lesson and stopped right???

NO!
Instead he concocted a new plan.
Basically, Binh tried to poach SIX live lobsters . . . by stuffing them down his pants!

But he got caught when officials noticed, quote, "odd bulges" in his pants.

Hey at least they weren't crabs. =)

People's Court

Do you feel like you could be a good judge? Are you always taking sides? Well than this website is for you: www.sidetaker.com . It comes with the slogan "Let the world decide who's at fault"
You can login and post your disagreements (both sides) and then people vote on who is right.....loves it!
Let the beatings commence!

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Despite the economic crisis, Americans say they plan to spend 18% of more this year on this item than last year.

Halloween candy (highlight for answer)

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Nearly 80% of women say it's just plain wrong to do this with your significant other.

Wear matching outfits (highlight for answer)

And you thought you were having a bad day?

Joel Ifergan of Montreal, Canada has bad luck.

Joel went into a convenience store and bought three lottery tickets for a $27 million dollar grand prize.

One of Joel's three tickets hit all seven numbers. So why would Joel have bad luck? Well, the deadline for buying Loto-Quebec tickets is 9:00 p.m. on the dot. Joel's "winning" ticket popped out of the matching SEVEN SECONDS PAST the deadline.

SEVEN SECONDS!

In other words, if Joel had bought the tickets seven seconds earlier, he be a rich man. But, since he was a few moments late....he won NOTHING!

Ouch! So how bad is your day now?

WOW!

Someone has a little too much time on their hands!

A group of people who had nothing better to do got together and set a new world record by constructing a 96.73 foot tower made completely out of Lego blocks.



It took four days to build and consisted of 460,000 Lego blocks.

Stupid Boy!!!

Looks like it is splitsville for Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas.

according to US Weekly, Joe broke up with her OVER THE PHONE and "broke her heart" in the process!

What is wrong with him?!?

Well at least it gives her good material...we're sorry Tay-Tay...you can do sooo much better!

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The average American consumes over 30 pounds of this every year. What is it?

Lettuce (highlight for answer)

Kix is coming home

Kix Brooks will be teaming up with out friends at Community Renewal as well as Horseshoe Casino and hotel for a benefit to help complete a Friendship House in Bossier City's Barksdale Annex neighborhood.

CMT Crossroads Bar at Horseshoe will host the event which will include live entertainment, hors d'oeurves, and win sampling from Kix's own vineyard, Arrlington Vineyards.

Tickets will set you back 100 bones (which seems pricey but well worth it) and can be purchased through Community Renewal International at (318)425-3222

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Every four seconds someone, somewhere is opening a new can of this.

Spam (highlight for answer)

ATTENTION! Early Christmas gift idea...

This is perfect! zi now present to you the best Christmas gift ever.
An American company, Garment Guard, has once again performed a great service to humanity and to the clean air of others. It is an underwear patch called "Subtle Butt".
The material is inserted into a pair of pants with two self-adhesive strips and traps any bad smells from gas-or anything else for that matter.
The company, which already sells disposable cotton underarm inserts to prevent sweat stains, says this product will mask the odor of your flatulence but, unfortunately, cannot mask the noises produced.
The ad reads: "Simply stick it in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off."
LOVES IT!
Here is a video from their website(www.garmentguard.com): (no joke...they really sell this)

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85% of streakers have this in common. What is it?

They wear shoes (highlight for answer)

DOH!

What you are looking at is a tattoo of Bart Simpson. No biggies except it is on THREE-YEAR-OLD!

Three-year-old Vinnie England received this ink while on vacation in Spain with his parents (of course).

It wasn't supposed to be permanent, just a temporary henna tattoo. That is until the henna used to create Vinnie's tattoo caused an allergic reaction. See, the ink used was mixed with a cheap hair dye chemical called PPD. His allergic reaction to this chemical caused the tattoo to become permanent.

I'll bet you his mom was mad enough to eat his shorts.....no? Anyone? Is this thing on?

Talk about Irony

This is horrible! A little girl was celebrating her tenth birthday in grand style with a rented 25-foot inflatable slide....that resembled a half-sunken Titanic.

Out of no where, the Titanic slide COLLAPSED!!!

Kids fell into the street suffering minor injuries.


When are we going to learn not to name things TITANIC?!? Not a good name...unless...we are talking about my gut or butt...I wouldn't mind that collapsing.

Sara-cuda!

A company called Lakota Industries announced they've developed a custom-designed hunting bow inspired by Sarah Palin.

They call it "Sarah-Cuda".

It comes in pink camoflage and will run you about $590!

WHY?

Would you buy it?

Celeb quote of the day

"If I was in a relationship I would never want to pimp it out."
-Taylor Swift

Is she referring to Joe Jonas?
You bet your sweet bottom dollar!

Islands in the stream...

It must be so horrible that you make so much money you have to go off and buy your own island. You know?
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill bought their own island in the Bahamas. Why? Because they can!
Private Islands magazine says, "its [has] its own beautiful beaches and trails and is fully developed."
Located in the central Exuma area, a district of the Bahamas consisting of some 360 islands, is owned by many celebs.
Some of Tim and Faith's neighbors include Oprah, Nicholas Cage, Johnny Depp, Eddie Murphy, Lenny Kravitz and David Copperfield.
Oh, how horrible life must be for them right now...you know with the economy and all.

Check out their island:

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What Hollywood film showed the 1st toilet flush?

Psycho (highlight for answer)

Today's idiot of the day is a guy from Wisconsin...who's name (fortunately for him) has not been released.

This bright fellow went to visit some friends and when he went to drive home that night he realized he didn't have enough gas in his SUV.

So did he stop at a gas station???

NO!!!

He decided to steal gas by siphoning some from another car....tasty!

The only problem is that it was dark out and Mr. Wizard couldn't see how much gas he siphoned into the can. So he used a LIGHTER top check. (Ah...brilliant)

And as you can guess ...the gas can blew up in his hands. He suffered some pretty serious burns to his hands and he was arrested for theft and negligent use of burning materials.

His mom must be soooo proud.

Name a sewage plant after youself!

Right now, Webber International University is building a new sewage treatment plant...and they're auctioning off the right to name the facility on eBay.

The auction ends Monday, but as of last the bid was up to $4,450. Just another way to say you are the poo take a big whiff.

If you want to place a bid, do so here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320304726235

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In a social setting 2 out of 5 people will lie about this.

Their favorite sports team (highlight for answer)

What is in the water today?

This is why sometimes I am just afraid to leave the house.
Coming out of WKRC-TV News 12 is this-

You, my friend, are looking at 32-year-old Michelle of Ohio. (Trick or Treat) She was arrested and charged with disutterly...ahem...excuse me...disorderly conduct.

According to police, Michelle got completely smashed, then proceeded to chase and scare a bunch of little kids, block traffic and urinate on someone's porch....all while wearing a cow costume. (I know! Talented.)

If convicted, she could get up to 30 days in prison and $250 in fines.

How do you explain that?
Mad cow disease?!?
No? Anyone?

TWINS!

Pat Green is huge in his home state of Texas, but sometimes he is mistaken for former Dallas quarterback Troy Aikman.

Pat says,

Troy and I get confused for each other all of the time. Just in case you're wondering, he's about seven inches taller than I am. So, side by side, they don't mistake us, but.....I get to sign his autograph more than he gets to sign mine.

WOW...just wow!

You can't make up stuff like this...listen:
An 18-year-old guy named Olmer in Florida was riding his bike to work when suddenly a large blonde woman stopped him and grabbed his handlebars.
Then, four other TOPLESS blondes wearing overalls with NO shirts or bras underneath surrounded him and mugged him for $100! A police report was made, but no arrest as of yet.

• I'll bet you he was like a deer in headlights!
  
• You know he felt like a boob!
  
• No, really, it's not the fact that they were topless....I am just amazed that you can save so much money by riding your bike to work! And your welcome.

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28% of people walk while doing this?

Brushing their teeth (highlight for answer)